Channel 4 - Today's TV | TV Guide (2024)

Two couples search for new homes in the south east

Tom and Kaitlyn want a home somewhere in the south east, but his desire for a vegetable garden and her American dream of a big open-plan living space proves a difficult balance

Les Dennis is in Dictionary Corner

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host the long-running words-and-numbers game, with comedian and actor Les Dennis joining etymologist Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner

Dick takes up directing

Dick is asked to direct Tommy's high school's production of Romeo and Juliet, but he takes the job a little too seriously

Dick sprains his ankle

Dick sprains his ankle and learns about the power of guilt. John Lithgow stars

Sally receives a marriage proposal

Sally receives a marriage proposal from a Frenchman who wants to stay in the country. Kristen Johnston stars

Ray buys Frank an aquarium

Ray tries to ensure Frank's 65th birthday is memorable by buying him an expensive aquarium just like the one he has always admired in a local Chinese restaurant

Debra and Ray attend a high-school reunion

Ray attends a high-school reunion with Debra, only to discover she had been friends with the in-crowd who made his teenage years a living hell

Debra writes a stern letter to Marie

Ray tries to intercept a strongly worded letter sent by Debra, telling Marie to stop interfering in her affairs. Comedy, starring Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton and Doris Roberts

Niles hires a new lawyer

Niles hires a new lawyer to represent him in his divorce case, and the attorney warns him that his unrequited passion for Daphne could harm his chances in court

Niles plots to break up Daphne's new romance

Niles plans a holiday at his newly acquired cabin to get over the shock of Daphne's relationship with Donny, and joins forces with Roz to split the couple up

The Crane brothers throw a dinner party

The Crane brothers plan a dinner party, but agonise over who to invite, and devise a game to determine the guest list

Anna and the team from the Rhino Revolution dehorn black rhinos

Anna and the team from the Rhino Revolution dehorn two rare and very dangerous black rhinos, while Emma prepares Finya the black-backed jackal for release

Includes headlines and weather

An update of the latest headlines, plus a weather summary

Sharon and Steve Garner help a dog groomer from Wigan find a home in Almeria

Sharon and Steve Garner help a dog groomer from Wigan find a home in Almeria while Darren and Natalie Brown search for a holiday home for recently retired teachers Naomi and Tony

Henry and Simon convert a Bakelite voltmeter into a retro Bluetooth speaker

Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien turn an old, unloved filing cabinet into a valuable and desirable storage unit and convert a Bakelite voltmeter into a retro Bluetooth speaker

Les Dennis is in Dictionary Corner

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host the long-running words-and-numbers game with comedian and actor Les Dennis joining Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner

Shirley and Martyn search for a holiday home near Monpazier, France

Ben Hillman helps Shirley and Martyn from Southampton find their dream three-bedroom holiday home near Monpazier, France with a budget of £285,000

A former B&B owner launches her tapas walking tours in Spain

A former B&B owner launches her tapas walking tours in Spain, it's the busiest day of the year for some farmers in Italy, and the pressure is on for a hotelier managing a wedding

Anna and Philipp discover some unwanted wildlife in their chimney

Anna and Philipp discover some unwanted wildlife in their chimney and finally move into the renovated top floor apartment of the chateau

Payment Day seems set to be a feisty occasion

With facility failings, bathroom blues and even one set of B&Bers refusing to even try out one of their rivals' rooms all on the agenda, Payment Day is set to be a feisty occasion

Marge and Lisa turn a sad experience into a Broadway show

Marge and Lisa turn a sad experience into a graphic novel-turned-Broadway show. But they struggle with creative differences and ego

Including sport and weather

Analysis of the day's national and international stories. With sport and weather

The women fleeing war-torn Haiti, trying to survive their pregnancies

The women fleeing war-torn Haiti, trying to survive their pregnancies. In neighbouring Dominican Republic, Guillermo Galdos discovers an immigration crackdown at its hospitals.

Bill heads to Western Australia's Ningaloo Coast

Bill heads to Western Australia's Ningaloo Coast to experience the epic scale of the Australian outback, as well as encountering wild emus and swimming alongside whale sharks

The households' opinions on recent TV

The armchair critics share their opinions on what they have been watching during the week, with cameras capturing their instant reactions

Chat show, hosted by Joe Lycett

Host Joe Lycett catches up with celebrities and big-name guests from the worlds of comedy, television, music and film in a lively chat show, direct from Birmingham

Comedy sequel, starring Jason Biggs

Old friends attending a high-school reunion make disastrous attempts to relive their teens. Comedy sequel to the American Pie movies, with Jason Biggs and Alyson Hannigan

Horror, starring Mia Goth

In 1979, a group of film-makers set out to make an adult film in rural Texas, but the cast find themselves fighting for their lives. Horror, starring Mia Goth

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend restore a VW Wizard

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend come to the rescue of their first-ever custom car - a radically modified VW Beetle called a VW Wizard

Paralympic dressage champion Natasha Baker hosts the first of five dinner parties

Dressage champion Natasha Baker is the first of five Paralympic athletes hosting dinner parties, serving up an evening of home-cooked food and old-fashioned family entertainment

Judoka Chris Skelley hosts the second dinner party of the week

Paralympic judoka Chris Skelley hosts the second dinner party of the week, impressing Liz Johnson with his starter and convincing Arthur Williams he has a Downing St doppelganger

Paralympic presenter Arthur Williams serves up an international menu

Hopes are high for Paralympic presenter Arthur Williams as he serves up an international menu - fondue from Switzerland, nasi goreng from the Far East and apple crumble from the UK

Amy plans a night fit for historical heroes

Amy Conroy ups the ante with a night fit for historical heroes, inviting her guests to come in fancy dress while hoping it will conceal her rather 'beige menu'

Retired swimmer Liz Johnson presents a menu of personal favourites

The final host of the week is retired swimmer Liz Johnson, who's hoping that her menu of personal favourites will win her the £1,000 prize for charity

Doug goes clay pigeon shooting with Tim

Doug goes clay pigeon shooting with Tim, and Carrie asks Richie to cheer up a depressed Dorothy. With Bryan Cranston (Malcolm in the Middle, Breaking Bad)

Carrie and Doug begin to miss spending time alone together

Carrie and Doug begin to realise how much they miss spending time alone together, and try to get Arthur out of the house as much as possible

Debra and Ray's privacy is invaded

All Ray wants for Christmas is a little loving from his wife, but their hopes for an intimate Christmas are ruined by their family's constant interruptions